You're just not. - Short Sleeve T-Shirt

According to the Mayo clinic, lactose intolerance is usually self-diagnosable (which is part of the problem). Symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, and diarrhea. It is said that people experience pain in the abdomen, belching, bloating diarrhea, indigestion, flatulence, fat in the stool, and/or stomach cramps. All of which sounds like a really good time if you ask us, but if you would prefer not to have uncontrollable bowels, you may need to come to the same conclusion we have, which is that cow's milk is not intended for anyone else except their calves.This shirt is perfect for you if you agree with us, and/or if you have had explosive diarrhea due to the fact you guzzled an ice cold glass of pus filled milk.

This shirt feels soft (kinda like a cat, but not as soft as a bunny) and lightweight (like a plant based vegan), with the right amount of stretch (like a yogi). It's comfortable (like pajamas) and flattering (like your smile) for both men and women (yay for equal opportunity shirting). 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)