Vegans do, do it better (and yes we said do do, giggle, snort)! It can be proven that switching to a vegan diet can increase male performance, increase the blood flow for women (we don't need to spell it out how this can help your sex life), vegans smell and taste better, due to their plant based diet it is more likely they are lower weight, and while we are talking about the plant based diet's positive effects, did you know that eating a plant based diet can also liven up the libido, and will improve the hair skin and nails. If you don't believe us do your research! All around vegans are hot, and so is this sexy peach. If you agree that vegans do it better, then purchasing this shirt and representing should be on your things to do today!
• 50% cotton/50% polyester (no animals needed to make this soft-ass fabric)
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn (because pilling is the pits!)
• Double-lined hood (Single lining isn't enough for us)
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex (who doesn't need an expandable waste, we got you junk food vegans, but don't worry the waste shrinks back to it's original size)
• Double-needle stitching throughout (again because one is never enough)
• Front pouch pocket (who wouldn't want to channel their inner kangaroo)
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |