Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Fuck You and your little eye too! - Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Regular price
$24.50
Sale price
$24.50

No one wants to be naked, well at least not forced to be naked. The feather industry considers feathers from live birds to be of a higher quality, thus more lucrative, so, many of the comforters and jackets purchased are likely plucked from a live bird that is now very cold and pissed off. It's much more painful for them than when ladies have a day at the spa and have their lady bits waxed, so think about that ladies! No actual geese were harmed in the making of this shirt!

This shirt feels soft (kinda like a cat, but not as soft as a bunny) and lightweight (like a plant based vegan), with the right amount of stretch (like a yogi). It's comfortable (like pajamas) and flattering (like your smile) for both men and women (yay for equal opportunity shirting). 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28