Highly processed vegan foods are delicious! We aren't going to argue with some vegan Mac and Cheese, with Oreos for dessert. If you are like us, and love to splurge on some amazing vegan junk food, then this sweatshirt is for you. When you walk into a room donning this hoodie, people will assume the extra you have in the middle is simply the pouch pocket in the front. So enjoy as much Fritos and Sour Patch Kids as you want!
• 50% cotton/50% polyester (no animals needed to make this soft-ass fabric)
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn (because pilling is the pits!)
• Double-lined hood (Single lining isn't enough for us)
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex (who doesn't need an expandable waste, we got you junk food vegans, but don't worry the waste shrinks back to it's original size)
• Double-needle stitching throughout (again because one is never enough)
• Front pouch pocket (who wouldn't want to channel their inner kangaroo)
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |