Who wants to do anything half-assed? We at The Offensive Vegan don't believe in being polite for the sake of political correctness, so when other companies are putting Vegan AF on their shirts, we aren't so keen on acronyms (unless of course you are paying attention to the title of the products), especially when they leave out one of our favorite words such as FUCK. We like the word Fuck! It has been proven time and time again, that it is one of the most versatile words in the English language. So what the fuck are you waiting for? Buy this fucking hoodie!
• 50% cotton/50% polyester (no animals needed to make this soft-ass fabric)
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn (because pilling is the pits!)
• Double-lined hood (Single lining isn't enough for us)
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex (who doesn't need an expandable waste, we got you junk food vegans, but don't worry the waste shrinks back to it's original size)
• Double-needle stitching throughout (again because one is never enough)
• Front pouch pocket (who wouldn't want to channel their inner kangaroo)
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |