Sure, beans and rice are a very inexpensive vegan dish, but if you have an affinity for the finer foods, you are probably splurging on nut cheeses (we always LOL at the mention of nut cheese), and specialty vegan items that are at least $5 more just because they say dairy free or vegan on them, and because they are tucked away in a specialty section where us vegans are segregated from the allegedly normal diet. If you are like us, you are probably spending a good chunk of your income on your vegan diet, but who cares, it's worth it to not eat death burgers, periods, and pus! So what if we are broke, it's worth every penny to not inflict pain on innocent beings. If you are broke because you are vegan, then you have to rock this hoodie!
• 50% cotton/50% polyester (no animals needed to make this soft-ass fabric)
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn (because pilling is the pits!)
• Double-lined hood (Single lining isn't enough for us)
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex (who doesn't need an expandable waste, we got you junk food vegans, but don't worry the waste shrinks back to it's original size)
• Double-needle stitching throughout (again because one is never enough)
• Front pouch pocket (who wouldn't want to channel their inner kangaroo)
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |