We once had someone argue that "his food shits on our food" as if that was an argument in his favor. Our response was that "your food shits". In general we like to keep poop, puss, lips, and butt holes out of our diet, it makes us feel like shit. You are what you eat!
This shirt feels soft (kinda like a cat, but not as soft as a bunny) and lightweight (like a plant based vegan), with the right amount of stretch (like a yogi). It's comfortable (like pajamas) and flattering (like your smile) for both men and women (yay for equal opportunity shirting).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |