You can't love something and eat it at the same time. Would you eat your mother, your dog, or your girl/boyfriend (well 2/3 isn't bad).
This shirt feels soft (kinda like a cat, but not as soft as a bunny) and lightweight (like a plant based vegan), with the right amount of stretch (like a yogi). It's comfortable (like pajamas) and flattering (like your smile) for both men and women (yay for equal opportunity shirting).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |