Unless you have coprophilia or coprophagia, we don't understand how something that once pooped would appeal to you but everyone has their 'thing'. If you are like us, and don't have an affinity for poop, then this particular shirt is, in fact, 'your thing'!
• 50% cotton/50% polyester (no animals needed to make this soft-ass fabric)
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn (because pilling is the pits!)
• Double-lined hood (Single lining isn't enough for us)
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex (who doesn't need an expandable waste, we got you junk food vegans, but don't worry the waste shrinks back to it's original size)
• Double-needle stitching throughout (again because one is never enough)
• Front pouch pocket (who wouldn't want to channel their inner kangaroo)
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |