By replacing beef with beans you may be farting more, but your increased flatulence will decrease the environmental impact of cow flatulence. Less meat consumption overtime will decrease the demand which means less cow burps, farts, and poop to pollute the world. So pollute with your farts not cow farts, and while you are at it buy this shirt to let the world know!
This shirt feels soft (kinda like a cat, but not as soft as a bunny) and lightweight (like a plant based vegan), with the right amount of stretch (like a yogi). It's comfortable (like pajamas) and flattering (like your smile) for both men and women (yay for equal opportunity shirting).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |