The lady half of The Offensive Vegan listens to a radio show every morning that features a funny dating segment. During one of those dating episodes, she heard a woman state that she wouldn't go on a second date with the guy that she had gone out with because he ate veal, while she had a respectable steak not one that was politically incorrect.... Let that sink in, "A RESPECTABLE STEAK????". The only difference between a slab of veal and all the other meats is the difference between a baby and toddler. With so many people out there against veal, it boggles the mind that they can still be okay with eating any meat at all, considering the short sad lives these animals live. If you know someone against veal, and okay with eating other meat, you need to buy this shirt, wear it around them, and begin a conversation that could bring about change!
This shirt feels soft (kinda like a cat, but not as soft as a bunny) and lightweight (like a plant based vegan), with the right amount of stretch (like a yogi). It's comfortable (like pajamas) and flattering (like your smile) for both men and women (yay for equal opportunity shirting).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide (not that we care, your size doesn't matter to us)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |